Orangehouse

New Blog Space

2009-10-28T17:06:00.005-04:00

Hey You! Yes you, Orangehouse blog is moving. Yup, just get into the car, don't ask too many questions. I promise it will hardly hurt at all. The new blog spot is here. Bookmark it to keep getting the orangehouse humor you love and to see how Halloween ends up. Thanks so much for all your fun comments. I'm sure you will like the new place. It has central air. I will leave this blog up for the archives. But this will be the last update.

Centurion Fresh

2009-10-28T16:12:00.001-04:00

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The truth is out there

2009-10-28T09:39:00.000-04:00

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Halloween Week Continues...

2009-10-28T09:21:00.001-04:00

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

Ode to Restaurant Week

2009-10-28T09:12:00.000-04:00

Yup

2009-10-27T11:19:00.001-04:00

One of those days.

Hmmm

2009-10-27T11:15:00.001-04:00

Please Reconsider

2009-10-27T10:53:00.001-04:00

What do Jazz Hands have to do with...

2009-10-27T10:14:00.001-04:00

the matrix?

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Oompa Loompa Manicure

2009-10-26T09:21:00.002-04:00

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT MANI FOR YOU...

Man in Bat Costume scares good town folk

2009-10-26T09:14:00.001-04:00

Thus begins Halloween Week!

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Interspecis love

2009-10-26T09:08:00.000-04:00

Roll on over...

2009-10-24T16:43:00.000-04:00

to the dark side.

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Owner fail

2009-10-24T16:38:00.002-04:00

EMBED-Skateboarding Dog Fail - Watch more free videos

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The "Far Side"

2009-10-23T23:35:00.001-04:00

It's uncanny.

Sittin' on the toilet

2009-10-23T23:33:00.000-04:00

now flush

Retouched Baby Pictures

2009-10-22T17:30:00.001-04:00

You can hardly tell. More here.

Thanks Julia

Email Charm

2009-10-22T15:36:00.001-04:00

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MC Trebek in the Hizzouse

2009-10-22T15:03:00.003-04:00

They will autotone anyone now.

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Nobody bother me...

2009-10-20T11:29:00.001-04:00

nobody bother me either.

We will never know...

2009-10-20T08:42:00.000-04:00

what happened in their flashforward.

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More Fun Theory

2009-10-16T22:05:00.001-04:00

What ever happened to...

2009-10-15T13:50:00.001-04:00

the future the Jetson's promised us?

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No Homo

2009-10-15T09:37:00.000-04:00

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Genius

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hmmmmmm

2009-10-14T18:34:00.000-04:00

Why didn't this catch on?

Neon Indian Should have taken Acid with you

2009-10-13T23:06:00.000-04:00

Fire (Starring Rocco and Pino)

2009-10-13T22:22:00.001-04:00

Amazing.....duh.

Drunk: the Definitive Drinker’s Dictionary

2009-10-13T16:24:00.001-04:00

Drunk: the Definitive Drinker’s Dictionary has hit the shelves—breaking the Guinness World Record for most synonyms for one word. But that wasn’t enough for Paul and us: we wanted more. And so Melville House has launched www.thedrunkdictionary.com. We’re sure there are words and phrases that we’ve missed, and so we’re asking you:

“Is your favorite way to say smashed, roasted, on the sauce, or Dean Martoonied missing from our list?” If so, let us know!

Visit the website to submit your most beloved word or phrase describing drunkenness. Just a few rules: You can submit as many ways to express inebriation as you wish. All we ask is that you keep it relatively inoffensive, source your entry (whether it was overheard in a restaurant, circulated among a certain college’s alumni, or discovered in a book) and leave us your name and email. Oh, and make sure you’re not suggesting a term that we’ve already included in the dictionary!

Eventually we’ll compile all of the submissions and pick out our favorites for a second revised edition of Drunk: the Definitive Drinker’s Dictionary, so your word or phrase could end up a permanent part of the dictionary (and you can claim to be part of a world record).

Drinking out of cups Liam Lynch and Dan Deacon

2009-10-11T09:46:00.002-04:00

For those of you who don't know, Liam Lynch is the guy who sang that cult hit a few years ago "The United States of Whatever." Dan Deacon is... I dunno who Dan Deacon is. But this video is fucking amazing. "pa-little kid in the background going CRAY-zeh-hheh-heh-hehhhh.." comic gold. For you Ms. Dorazio. Seahorse... sea hell.

Surburban Housewife Rap

2009-10-10T12:00:00.001-04:00

True, true. Thanks Phyllis!

Real Life Butthead

2009-10-09T08:55:00.001-04:00

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Smiley face spider ass

2009-10-09T08:52:00.002-04:00

Bullshit. That cannot be real. Evolution did not spawn a creature with a fucking yellow smiley face on its back. Science is lying to us.

This is Theridion grallatora, a.k.a. the Happy Face Spider, a.k.a. a sick joke somebody is playing on the world's spider experts. Some think the terrifying cartoon face somehow evolved to ward off predators, presumably by convincing them that instead of seeing a spider, they're merely having a bad acid trip. Best to abandon dinner and go lie down for a bit.

For more odd and nightmarish creatures click the link.

Speculated anatomy of a homie

2009-10-09T08:44:00.001-04:00

The fun theory

2009-10-08T17:19:00.001-04:00

Rolighetsteorin (I believe this is a VW initiative) noticed that commuting was not fun and wanted to see if they could change that. They decided that turning the stairs into a working piano would make things more fun so that's what they did. People did also have more fun on the way to work.

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Besties

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Dear Fly Art

2009-10-08T16:42:00.002-04:00

I guess that's one thing to do with them.

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Mash up Thurdsay Biggie/Miley

2009-10-08T16:34:00.001-04:00

Thank you Biggie for risin' up from the grave to make this stupid song somewhat listenable.

Missing Pieces

2009-10-07T11:03:00.001-04:00

Kinda old, but it was the first time I've seen it.

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Nothing to see here...

2009-10-07T09:47:00.000-04:00

move along.

Joy Ride

2009-10-06T14:13:00.002-04:00

Thanks Scott!

3 generations of fun

2009-10-06T09:56:00.000-04:00

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Action Squirrel

2009-10-06T09:36:00.000-04:00

Watch out!

Poor Spongebob

2009-10-06T09:35:00.000-04:00

I am going to hell...

New Music from Thom Yorke

2009-10-06T08:32:00.002-04:00

Thom Yorke debuted his new band with a "public rehearsal" at the tiny Echoplex club this past weekend. Backed by Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea (who did, in fact, keep his shirt on), Radiohead producer Nigel Godrich, Beck/R.E.M. drummer Joey Waronker, and percussionist/multi-instrumentalist Mauro Refosco of Forro in the Dark, Yorke performed his 2006 solo album The Eraser in its entirety, Radiohead fansite At Ease Web reports. For the encore, Yorke premiered four new songs completely solo: "Open the Floodgates", "Lotus Flower", "Skirting on the Surface", and "Judge, Jury, Executioner". The band then returned for takes on the Radiohead Com Lag EP track "Paperbag Writer" and the new 12" tracks "The Hollow Earth" and "Feeling Pulled Apart by Horses". Take a listen to Lotus Flower and Skirting on the Surface more bootlegs here.

Dear Chad

2009-10-04T10:58:00.001-04:00

About sums it up

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Spinning Dog

2009-10-02T12:11:00.000-04:00

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Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. home

2009-10-02T11:48:00.001-04:00

One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog's Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.

Thanks for the find Susanne!

Alternate OZ

2009-10-01T19:06:00.000-04:00

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Stupid Sexy Flanders the Remix

2009-10-01T19:00:00.000-04:00

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How to Tie

2009-10-01T08:25:00.002-04:00

Got it? Good.

Interior design room: Howtotie by Art.Lebedev Studio

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Obama's amazingly consistent smile

2009-09-30T14:58:00.001-04:00

Barack Obama's amazingly consistent smile from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo.

This is crazy business!!

accidental fresh

2009-09-30T14:55:00.000-04:00

jaunty white cap.

monochromatic tan.

leather pants.

graphic logo sweater.

tinted aviators.

gold ring.

shameless pride.

man purse.

verdict: accidental fresh.

Lil' Latina Dancer

2009-09-30T14:37:00.000-04:00

“Watch your back, Shakira! Watch your f’ing back! oh, and you too Dora."

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Father of the Year

2009-09-30T08:55:00.001-04:00

What a puss. I remember in the old days when "Skittles" would have just gone to live on the farm.

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In case I missed anything...

2009-09-30T08:42:00.001-04:00

The Lollypop guild doesn't need you

2009-09-30T08:16:00.002-04:00

A community of dwarves has set up its own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people.

Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4ft 3ins tall and they run their own police force and fire brigade from their 120 residents.

Now the group has turned itself into a tourist attraction by building mushroom houses and living and dressing like fairy tale characters.

"As small people we are used to being pushed around and exploited by big people. But here there aren't any big people and everything we do is for us," said spokesman Fu Tien.

* I am speechless

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Yo this is Richmond

2009-09-29T14:39:00.000-04:00

River City.....what, what!

Yup

2009-09-29T10:56:00.000-04:00

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Don't mess with...

2009-09-29T10:55:00.000-04:00

He's not fat he just has a thyroid problem.

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High Five NYC

2009-09-29T10:51:00.000-04:00

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Halloween ideas...

2009-09-29T09:26:00.001-04:00

Snake Charmer costume. Available here.

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facebutt

2009-09-29T09:23:00.000-04:00

Dogs have had their own social network for some time now.

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Heyyyyyyyyyy...

2009-09-29T09:21:00.000-04:00

What'cha doin'?

Tuesdays are a drag

2009-09-29T09:19:00.001-04:00

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OMG!

2009-09-29T09:03:00.002-04:00

For anyone that has ever had to endure bible study classes when they were little. Then you know exactly what this is talking about.

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Yearbook fun

2009-09-29T09:01:00.000-04:00

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Dance cats

2009-09-29T09:00:00.000-04:00

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Ronald McHitlergoth

2009-09-29T08:24:00.004-04:00

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New Banksy Work Spotted

2009-09-27T10:37:00.000-04:00

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Enter The Sandman- Kazoo Style

2009-09-27T10:13:00.001-04:00

Look a Likes

2009-09-27T10:04:00.004-04:00

The Break Up Cake

2009-09-26T17:55:00.000-04:00

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He Otter know better...

2009-09-25T15:40:00.000-04:00

boo.

Paranormal Activity

2009-09-25T14:51:00.002-04:00

Starts today in these areas Austin TX, Durham NC, Boulder CO, Lincoln NE, Orlando FL, Seattle WA, Tucson AZ, Ann Arbor MI, Baton Rogue LA, Columbus OH, Madison WI, Santa Cruz CA, State College PA. Bring it to your city by going to www.paranormalmovie.com

Heavy Metal Church

2009-09-25T14:04:00.003-04:00

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Monkey Waiters

2009-09-25T12:25:00.000-04:00

I'm still waiting for my monkey butler.

James Bond Squirrel

2009-09-25T12:22:00.002-04:00

Somebody has a lot of time on their hands, but then again... who am I to talk.

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Good Dog

2009-09-25T12:13:00.001-04:00

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OH MY GOD...

2009-09-25T12:04:00.001-04:00

I think all my teeth just fell out.

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Autotuned Carl Sagen with special Guest Star Stephen Hawking!

2009-09-25T11:58:00.002-04:00

A musical tribute to two great men of science. Carl Sagan and his cosmologist companion Stephen Hawking present: A Glorious Dawn - Cosmos remixed. Almost all samples and footage taken from Carl Sagan's Cosmos and Stephen Hawking's Universe series. Your Stephen Hawking money shot comes in around time mark 2:22- pure gold.

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Beer, it does a body good

2009-09-23T14:28:00.001-04:00

I can't understand it but I sure do get it.

Having the Last Word

2009-09-23T12:01:00.000-04:00

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Worst hip hop video of all time

2009-09-23T09:02:00.002-04:00

Words cannot express on how many levels that this song/video/artist suck. I was going to compare the "homemade" value of it to this older scraper bike post but really even though these guys make super big ghetto tricycles they still have it all over Boostalk.

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I hate LA

2009-09-22T17:59:00.001-04:00

Fuckin' sarcasim

Something Terrible is Happening

2009-09-22T12:17:00.001-04:00

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell

80's Dating Video

2009-09-22T09:50:00.002-04:00

Dating Montage
by smithy00101

Members only jacket...check. Jon Bon Jovi wanna be... check. 25 year subscriber to both playboy and the New Yorker... check. It is impossible to sit through this video and not cringe.

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Bacon Remix

2009-09-21T13:33:00.001-04:00

And in case you missed the original.

Thanks Julia

Porkchop Sandwiches

2009-09-21T07:59:00.002-04:00

If that isn't funny then you haven't seen this yet.

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Super Michael Jackson Bros.

2009-09-19T09:16:00.000-04:00

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Horny Dog

2009-09-18T19:41:00.001-04:00

me love you long time.

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And Later...

2009-09-18T19:37:00.000-04:00

Damn you straight batman.

National Flags Made out of Food

2009-09-17T18:06:00.001-04:00

Vietnam

Italy

Brazil

For more visit here.

Inspector Gadget Theme Song

2009-09-17T18:00:00.001-04:00

...played on bottles.

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Makes Sense

2009-09-17T17:52:00.000-04:00

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Jason Lytle of Grandaddy

2009-09-17T17:48:00.001-04:00

I've been listening to this album for the last two days- thanks Garnett.

Best in Show

2009-09-16T21:15:00.000-04:00

The cat is thinking of entering him into some more shows.

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Sorta like...

2009-09-16T14:19:00.002-04:00

crasher squirrel, except really not.

The saga continues

2009-09-16T14:08:00.001-04:00

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