HA!

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Unusual Proposal

Jake Bronstein began a whisper chain that successfully passed through 59 people, a new world record. With his girlfriend Kristina Hoge completely unaware of the plan, Bronstein sent the message “Kristina, will you marry me?” around a roomful of strangers. After the proposal passed through 59 people, a random stranger whispered the message in the ear of a completely shocked Hoge. She accepted onstage in front of a jubilant, tearful crowd. No wedding date has been set.

Update: Bronstein set the record on July 14, 2009 at a World Record Appreciation Society event in New York City. Dan Rollman and Corey Henderson were present to witness the feat.

I had to reset the Karma from the post below... enjoy.

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The Miracle Jerker

Fast Food Mafia

uhhhhh, I think I'll stay in for lunch today

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Yup

We've all been there little buddy


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New Coen Brothers Film

A Serious Man........cannot wait!

Shatner recites Sarah Palins farewell speech

It's a poem... duh

Silver Surfer Fail

Stupidity win

Your Move

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Wu Tang Clan - Da Mystery of Chessboxin - Lego version

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Goodbye London Luke Jackson

Street art comes alive in the music video for “Goodbye London” by Luke Jackson, from his new album …And Then Some. The video was directed by Murray John.

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How to start off your Monday

Meowing Boys Choir. That's right it's meowing Monday.

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Dumb Ass Skates on Roller Coaster

I have nightmares about this........seriously

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Sushi

I hear the Nemo is very good...

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Hell Yes!

Car pools and swimming pools...

Vending Machine

Whiskey and MM's, this is a stroke of genius.

Impatient Kitty

Impatient Kitty
by justannafun

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Really?

It's Britney bitches...

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Chairy found deserted along side street....

Who would do such a thing to an American icon? Say it ain't so Chairy, say it ain't so.

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Wedding Entrance

Weddings are supposed to be fun.

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Jose Gonzalez- Heartbeats

Thanks Joe

Foiled

I love this.

This won't end well

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In the Booth

I’d say a more appropriate title would be “a shit ton of random sounds composed as a song”. Context from The World’s Best Ever:

“Earlier this year Ray-Ban had a “Never Hide Films” booth at the 2009 SXSW Music Festival in Austin, TX, where close to a thousand people were able to get in the booth and record 20 seconds of whatever they wanted. We then took the 900+ video clips and gave them to SqueakE Clean (the hot DJ duo otherwise knows as N.A.S.A). They edited the video together to make a music track.”

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Turtle sex

I don't think it was good for her...

Where can I get one of these?

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Typing Maniac

I no dat I have a lot to learn.

Drivers Seat

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Handicaped animals... the website

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That's right

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Go Kitty!

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Mash Up Monday

Nirvana and Rick Astley.

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Inspired Calendar

“Ink Calendar” by Oscar Diaz.

Ink slowly spreads across the sheet, coloring in each date as it goes.

The Ink Calendar will be on display at the “Sueños de un Grifo - Diseño con Alma de Agua” exhibit which opens today at the Círculo de Bellas Artes in Madrid.

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Piglet Squid

This is a piglet squid caught in a rare image on camera. His tentacles made what looks like a mop of curly hair over his large eyes while his skin patterns created a grin. The small squid, which is the size of a large orange, is normally found more than 320ft (100m) below the ocean surface, meaning little is known of its behavior. Measuring just 4in in length the species has unusual pigmentation and acquired its name from its tuft of arms and tentacles, and rotund shape.”

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Scuba Dog

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“Three Keyboard Cat Moon” by OXEN.

You knew it was coming so now it’s here.

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More Drunk...

with a cape.

Drunks and Yoga

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HA!

Ebony Magazine 1985

Silly Ebony Magazine- that nose was so 1985- and what is up with that John Waters 'stache and Miami Vice jacket?

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Atheists Bother Mormons

Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons - Watch more Funny Videos

A little long winded- but he does have a point.

9 Trailer

Saw this trailer last night before the Harry Potter film- looks good.

The Amazing Spider-can

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MJ is haunting again!

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Crustaean Bad Asses

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Manipulative Purring!

Cat owners who think their cats control them now have some scientific confirmation. Animal vocalization experts have just identified a special manipulative purr that felines have evolved to get what they want from people. The newly identified vocalization is called 'solicitation purring.'

Researchers at the University of Sussex have discovered that cats use this 'soliciting purr' to overpower their owners and garner attention and food. Unlike regular purring, this sound incorporates a 'cry,' with a similar frequency to a human baby.

Take a look at this in action:

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The Rainbow Connection Conspiracy

This lady will make you feel like Einstein. Although I was surprised she knew the word spectrum.

Worlds Fastest

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Autotuned News

Ahhhhh this was an excellent edition.

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Heavy Breathing

On July 3rd, Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska via an awkward, long-winded speech. As I listened to her rambling, I couldn’t help but notice that she sounded like she was gasping for air every 5 seconds.

Thankfully, Kevin over at Rumproast noticed this as well, and put together this disturbingly hilarious video of all of her deep breaths. He wrote, “No deep breaths were duplicated (she really did it that much) and the video edits are presented in the order that they occurred.”

Thanks Julia!

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This is adorable

You win in my book little buddy- just not in the way you sorta hoped though.

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When it's just your time to go

How do you explain this one to the grand kids?

*Astute reader Joe and husband of yours truly points out that this is probably a fake... further investigation proves it so. Here read for yourself. Stupid "has to be right" husband.

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Dead End Pug

Why is this is so funny? I don't know... it just is.

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Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Moving testimonials on why you should give your Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt 5 Stars

•I’ll be honest. I ordered the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com.

When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt contains powerful lupine pheromones.

•Most shirts like this only contain one wolf. This shirt has three wolves, plus a moon. You are basically getting three wolves and a moon for the price on one wolf. You won’t find that deal anywhere else.

•I have been wearing this shirt for about 15 weeks and I have not needed to wash it! You don’t put this shirt on your torso you put it on your soul. The day I bought this shirt I lost 300 lbs! I got a new chevy, a new Trailer and my kids quit meth. I now know that the moon on this shirt is not a picture but the moon itself. I am the Moon Star!!!!!!!

•I purchased the 3 wolf moon shirt while on vacation in Utah but I forgot it in the hotel room. Imagine my surprise when 7 weeks later, I heard a knock at my door back home. It was 3 wolf moon! It walked all the way to my house by itself. Excellent fit, too.

Or just one Star

1,467 of 1,573 people found the following review helpful: I think some of the benefits are exagerrated, May 8, 2009 By Go Down, Moses So I got this wolf shirt because of, you know, the sweet wolves on it. However, having owned this shirt for three weeks now and having tried it out in a variety of situations, both formal and informal, I'm beginning to believe that some of the benefits ---- as described by other reviewers ---- are exaggerated. For example, not ONE supermodel has approached me. Some of you may be used to having supermodels approach you on a regular basis but, believe me, I am not: I would notice one should she appear in my vicinity. Similarly, I have not been invited to a vision quest, even though I wore my wolf shirt in New Mexico. There is one thing, though, and that is that whenever I wear the wolf shirt I have a lot less issues with involuntary urination. I have not studied it long enough, however, to establish a cause/effect relationship. Once, however, while wearing the wolf shirt I was mistaken for Schneider, the building superintendent on "One Day at a Time." So I guess the jury is still out.

Paul McCartney

HA!

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The Jackson 5

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Godzilla basics

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Who you gonna call?

Spider

Amazing.

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It's Where'd the Cheese go Friday

enjoy

Normal Day

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Hide and Seek- sorta

Eternal Moonwalk... I like it

Drunk on the Lord...

or possibly the kool aid.

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The Obits

Have a seat

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The Pen Story

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He's a cat (meow) flushing a toilet...

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Ghost at Neverland?

God Damn- don't tell me that Michael Jackson has to moonwalk the earth to finish up unfinished business. His therapy alone will take decades. Did he really sign that waver to do all 50 of those shows even if he was dead? Where is his lawyer?

Below is the enhanced version, where you can see the ghost more clearly.

The Last Shodow Puppets

Cat Bouncer

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Rocket Pubes

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Hitler just learned that Michael Jackson Died

and did not take it well.

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Don’t Take My Deloreann…That’s Ignorant! Shamona!

The repo guy comes to pick up a repossessed Delorean from this obvious Michael Jackson fan and ends up getting a Michael dance move kick right to the grundle. The real fun starts around the 1:55 mark. The moonwalk and incorporating “WOO HOO HOO” while he’s sobbing just seal the deal to make this a contender for one of the best reposessions ever recorded.

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Ant Battle

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Popping Bubbles

Better View

Life in 5 bottles