*Recall the tiny "alien" stoned and burnt by children... can't we all just get along?
Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Mexican Alien Baby
“Mexican TV revealed the almost unbelievable story – in 2007, a baby alien was found alive by a farmer in Mexico. He drowned it in a ditch out of fear, and now two years later scientists have finally been able to announce the results of their tests on this sinister-looking carcass. At the end of last year the farmer, Marao Lopez, handed the corpse over to university scientists who carried out More… DNA tests and scans. He claimed that it took him three attempts to drown the creature and he had to hold it underwater for hours. Tests revealed a creature that is unknown to scientists – its skeleton has characteristics of a lizard, its teeth do not have any roots like humans and it can stay underwater for a long time. But it also has some similar joints to humans. Its brain was huge, particularly the rear section, leading scientists to the conclusion that the odd creature was very intelligent. But it has seemingly left experts stumped.”
Squirrel Fight
Translation:
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail. |
Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound. |
Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. |
You suck... yo mama does too, but she charges. |
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yo mama
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend
Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road .
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How Romantic
Thanks to my friend Garnett we can all look through these beautifully quirky photographs by Rune Guneriussen. This one is especially fetching.
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pic
Monday, August 24, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Snack time
This is a demo of a strange paper toy where kids going to the zoo get chomped by the crocodile. I find it weird that they are only girls and that they would continue to get out of that bus, but whatever. You can make this yourself if you like.
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chop
Friday, August 21, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Crasher Squirrel gets his 15 Minutes
It was only a matter of time before "crasher squirrel" launched himself into the stratosphere of spaghetti cat or 3 wolf t-shirt. But thankfully that time is now and you can see some of the different places he has been "popping" up here.
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15 minutes
Friday, August 14, 2009
Mother Fucking Demo Reel
Ian Pfaff's Demo Reel from Ian Pfaff on Vimeo.
This is a demo reel for Ian Pfaff and it's not just any demo reel - its a M***** F***** demo reel - and it's been autotuned.
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for real
The Revenge of the Weasel
A Chinese man says his family are being harassed by a vengeful weasel after he caught its mate.
Zhang, 28, of Wuchang, eastern China's Hubei province, says the weasel continuously leaves dead mice in his home and defecates on his table.
He says it all started when he was awoken one night by weasels in his home. "They had eaten most of the meat I had hung on the wall so I took a stick to beat them. The female was caught in a mouse trap, while the male escaped up the chimney."
Zhang's wife released the female in the mountains the following morning and it was never seen again.
"What I didn't expect is that from the very next night, the escaped male weasel came back to harass us," added Zhang.
"It excretes on tables, and even throws dead mice corpses into our home. The scariest thing was when it jumped onto our bed, screaming. It seems to be protesting at me for catching his wife."
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Zhang, 28, of Wuchang, eastern China's Hubei province, says the weasel continuously leaves dead mice in his home and defecates on his table.
He says it all started when he was awoken one night by weasels in his home. "They had eaten most of the meat I had hung on the wall so I took a stick to beat them. The female was caught in a mouse trap, while the male escaped up the chimney."
Zhang's wife released the female in the mountains the following morning and it was never seen again.
"What I didn't expect is that from the very next night, the escaped male weasel came back to harass us," added Zhang.
"It excretes on tables, and even throws dead mice corpses into our home. The scariest thing was when it jumped onto our bed, screaming. It seems to be protesting at me for catching his wife."
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that's right
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Woman drags kid on leash through Verizon Store
More on this incident at the Rome News-Tribune in Rome, Georgia. The woman pictured in the video was arrested and charged with first-degree cruelty to children.
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stupid people
New Radiohead song
Radiohead released a brand new song called "Harry Patch (In Memory Of)," a string-laden tribute to the last British WWI vet, who died last month. He was a stunning 111 years old. Download it here for one pound.
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radiohead
Intergalactic planetary...
Well Now don't you tell me to smile
You stick around I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile...
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that's right
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
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