"My blogging crusade is really a message of hope. I don't just sit on my "cyber wubbie" as some spiteful person that I'm married to calls it. I hope that I can inspire, educate and really... in my own way, help you to reach for the stars in all that you do. That is why I am sharing these very informative and life saving illustrations on "How not to electrocute yourself" not because I think they are funny. I am doing a service. Do not judge my sensibility, or my helpful advise this is for the greater good... I swear."
When your baby is jacked up in bed, do not try to charge it by plugging it in. Babies are not rechargable.
Don't take your dog over to Michael Vick's house for play dates.
Lernin' is for inside only, if God wanted you to read he would have given you shoes to walk to school.
Don't be such a fuckin martyr nobody cares how hard you work- and clean up this mess.
What have I told you about your Rap career and wearing your bling? You will never be Lil Wayne.
What is it about playing outside that you don't understand. Fresh air is dangerous. Get back inside on those video games.
You deserved this. A bridge is not the new dark corner in the Subway.
Go on a fun and exciting bale ride on your own time, get to work slacker.
I'm not sure but I think this is how Michael Hutchens from INXS died.
For the rest of the 30 images click here. And thanks to my friend Ray for sending this my way.
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