What's for dinner?

Eat at Toronto's Ultra Restaurant and feel what life is like for insects and grubs. Do I detect mites crawling all over a great big roostery face? Luckily there are these convenient faux antler candle holders placed with in arms reach for me to gouge my eyes out with. Not since the "Tunnel Scene" from the original Willy Wonka has giant chicken imagery been so... uhhhh, nasty.

Mustache Chic

With troubling times come troubling trends. The house foreclosure trend or the unemployment rate you say. Yes, but none so troubling as "the Mustache trend". A statement you can make on your very FACE! And supported here by these mustache related objects: observe at your own risk.

The "Ironic Mustache" tattoo or super noncommittal "drawn on stache" as seen on real life people and almost everyone on this website.

How about mustache inspired plush toy weapons? Although, why you would ever need to arm yourself beyond just having a mustache I don't know.

A mustache inspired vessel to keep all your mustache trimming equipment in. Wait, I am starting to seriously creep my self out. Must, push, mustache hygiene thoughts, out of head......

Time to flavor save with your very own mustache inspired bar ware.  

Brain turning against me with disgusting, descriptive phrases..........who can save us now!!!