In case I missed anything...

Dance!

Slap Chop Rap

The autotune makes this awesome.

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NaKed "Wisard" Gets Tased

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

Seems like this video has "conjured" up a lot of controversy. Although long and rather boring you gleefully wait until the tasing to see what will happen. Whether you fall on the side of Slytherin (the cops) or Griffindor (the oppressed hippie with the smallest wand I've EVER seen) you take a couple of things with you.

1. Don't do drugs
2. Don't go to Coachella naked and
3. If someone puts on latex gloves don't expect plesant things to happen

What do you think?

More from Maru

Maru was featured earlier in the blog with a bag on his head. Keep up the good work Maru.

Your Annoying Rock Band Friend

Hidden camera exposed "talent"- hilarious.

Favorite Quotes:

"Medium, Hard, Ex-pert- emphasis on the spurt because that is what your going be doin when I get to singin"

"You know why I hate tamborine parts? Because they don't feature me they just feature you drumming like a fucking retard"

"Talent Juice"

"Thank you for coming out we are:
Swiss Miss Piss Fest
Anal Raping
Spinach Enema
Helen Keller Fuck Switch
Slightly Handicapped
Gay"




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For Friday The RockCats!

The Amazing Rockcats play their own "suspiciously original sounding" cover of Eddie Grant's Electric Avenue. There may or may not be a Milli Vanilli thing going on here. Enjoy.