Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Hairless Cat Covets Hair!!



Noboru Iguchi, of Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police fame, is following up his phallic-faced ladies with an army of robot geishas. But don't worry, just because she's proper doesn't mean her face doesn't turn into a buzz saw.

Some viewer comments:


Heaping plate of awesomeness is what this looks like.

-okay, just what the fuck is in the water in Japan?
I was keeping my shit together until her legs transformed into a tank...then I pooped.

-Wow. I can't unsee that. Not that I am sorry I saw it, but my eyes will never be the same again

-Is it actually possible that this could at the same time be both the best and worst preview I have ever seen? I do believe the announcer actually molested me with his voice... for better or worse.

Thanks Garnett for another winner!

Late of The Pier

Face Melter


But who will be center square?

Assembling the cast of Heaven’s Hollywood Squares


Monday, June 29, 2009

Annoying alarm clock

I think waking up is the most action this guy ever gets.


Billy Mays

They say celebs die in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

One Man, 64 Track, Acapella Thriller


The spoofing has commensed

This kid will never live this down.

Bollywood He-Man

By the power of GraySkull you should watch this.


It's that kind of Sunday.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Synchronized Sushi

What happens when you cancel your teen's wow account

Good job with the remote there dumb ass... I feel your pain.

Thanks Garnett!

I'm fat and nobody likes me

Keep it up little brother... you'll do ok.

Thanks Garnett

Bolivian News Needs to fact check

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Oceanic flight 815 not Air France. Wow, don't they get LOST in Bolivia.

I wonder what the odds are on this one.

Old Jews telling Jokes

Thanks Rebecca! Updated every Tuesday and Thursday here.

Pour a little out

Papercraft of the Day: Bryan @ Paper Foldables offers a small yet satisfying tribute to the dearly departed King of Pop in the form of a Beat It Jacket Beer Bottle Topper.

Download, print, fold, pour, sip, reminisce.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Dancing for Jesus

This is not ok.


Usher/Keyboard Cat Mash-up


Kool Aid.......oh no


I wanted to talk to you but...

I had to take a shit.

Thanks Collee!

past and present mash up

More like this here.

Cold Souls

R.I.P. Fido

This is my best friend and cat Fido. She passed today after 21 years, her work was done here. She will be missed.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Dickipedia a wiki of dicks

Dickipedia is a wiki of dicks. Look up various dicks ranging from political dicks, entertainment dicks and media dicks and when I mean dicks I use it as an adjective. They even have a dick entry for your mom (symbolized above). See for yourself.

Thanks Scott!

Monday, June 22, 2009

Funky Fresh Senior Choir

A frightening glimpse into the future... except there will be more full sleeves and piercings in the future and it won't be pretty.


Scraper Bike



Detention Notice


Movie Mash up

Hip hop artist Spec Boogie, hailing from Brooklyn (we go hard), has been mashing up original lyrics with Hollywood's finest motion pics. Excellent Monday morning rocket fuel.

Spec Boogie - Summer Movie Season - Enter the Dragon from spec boogie on Vimeo.

Spec Boogie - Summer Movie Season - Edward Scissorhands from spec boogie on Vimeo.

Spec Boogie - Summer Movie Season - Requiem for a Dream from spec boogie on Vimeo.


Sunday, June 21, 2009

Saturday, June 20, 2009





If you can read this...

This is for you Tom.


William Eggleston

Npr has put together a wonderful piece on the man many consider the "Father of Color Photography" take a look. You'll be glad you did.

Toothpick San Francisco

I bet he doesn't have any kids. It would be impossible for that thing to have lasted as long if he did.

Friday, June 19, 2009

A salute to Sid and Marty Krofft

I loved Sid and Marty Krofft shows from the 70's. The music, the cheesy puppets, the awesome acting... with Land of the Lost theaters I thought it was fitting to give a not to where it all came from.

Dutch Tulip Farming

Read the article here.

Thanks Garnett!


Do those wine glasses really make this somehow romantic or ok?


Alice and Kev the homeless Sims

This is an amazing social and psychological experiment. Creating homeless sims and seeing how their story progresses. Really rather interesting, the introduction to the concept is below and the link to the website here.

Welcome to the tale of Alice and Kev.

This is an experiment in playing a homeless family in The Sims 3. I created two Sims, moved them in to a place made to look like an abandoned park, removed all of their remaining money, and then attempted to help them survive without taking any job promotions or easy cash routes. It’s based on the old ‘poverty challenge’ idea from The Sims 2, but it turned out to be a lot more interesting with The Sims 3’s living neighborhood features.

I have attempted to tell my experiences with the minimum of embellishment. Everything I describe in here is something that happened in the game. What’s more, a surprising amount of the interesting things in this story were generated by just letting go and watching the Sims’ free will and personality traits take over.

Thursday, June 18, 2009



You know...

Children are like room mates that you can't send one of these letters to.

Otter Plays Piano

Well, not so much plays... more like he attempts free style jazz. He really should try harder.


Deeper shade of Soul

I forgot about this song until I heard it yesterday. Fun.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Putting a gymnast to sleep

Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg



Epic Keyboard Cat with Helen Hunt, Hall and Oats

Ladies and gentleman, if ever there was a video that you just had to patiently wait for the magic to happen, it's this one. Yes, the opening sequence taken from that Helen Hunt after-school special where she sniffs drugs and jumps out the window ... is awesome in itself. But the Hall & Oates sequence that follows (you read that right) is such pure joy ... such wonderment .... you just have to see for yourself. (And if you can't wait, jump to 1:41.)

Radiohead covers Ceremony (New Order)

Breakdown of Girl Talk Music and free download

In the modern laptop era, any monkey with Pro Tools can make a mashup. But Pittsburgh-based computer maestro Girl Talk (known to the IRS as Gregg Gillis) has turned the cut-and-paste process into a jams-packed jigsaw puzzle. His latest album, Feed the Animals (released digitally in June with hard copies out September 23), brims with 300 song snippets in just over 50 minutes (compared to around 250 in his previous effort). "People want to see the bar raised," Gillis says. Below, a beat-by-beat breakdown of a single track.

For more of a break down of the "Feed the Animals" album click here. To download a copy before he is taken away by the irs click here.

Ufo over Virginia

Apparently ET and his buddies have been checking out Kings Dominion in Virginia. Deemed either a Ufo sighting or a ring of smoke from the "Volcano"- you be the judge. I think that the aliens were probably checking out the wave pool in the water park and doing an analysis of how many billions of germs to chlorine particles were present.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Cat Opacity


Drunk History

Featuring Michael Cera as Alexander Hamilton

Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks

Crazy video, great song.

FailBlog Picks

Tattoo Locations

High Rise Space Invaders

Two guys hack a building's light system to play space invaders.


Monday, June 15, 2009

Today My Cat Turns 21!

Happy 21st Birthday Fido- you have been a wonderful friend and companion. Plus you remember the 80's!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Saturday, June 13, 2009

I have to say something...

about biting off more than you can chew.


And the winner is???

Kitler AND unenthusiastic meower

See more Kitlers here.


Batman Handbook

Utility Belt... check.


Friday, June 12, 2009

Don't use that use this

Thanks Keith

Hipster Bingo anyone?

Arlington Rap


The onion

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's


Glamour Shots


Product Placement...



Heavy Metal Bird Banger

Metal- it's just so natural.


Enjoy the Stairs

I come down the stairs like that EVERY Friday.


Free Beats

FREE BEATS from ulteriorproductions.com on Vimeo.

This video was shot in New York City two days after Obama was elected.
A beatboxer started beatboxing and provided a mike and an amp for passing New Yorkers to rhyme along to. So awesome!



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