Monday, August 31, 2009

Demon Possessed Singing Trout

sleep with one eye open!


Ask Jesus a question day

well there you go

The Men Who Stare at Goats Trailer

Coming November 6th

The Matrix running on Windows



Sunday, August 30, 2009

Mexican Alien Baby

“Mexican TV revealed the almost unbelievable story – in 2007, a baby alien was found alive by a farmer in Mexico. He drowned it in a ditch out of fear, and now two years later scientists have finally been able to announce the results of their tests on this sinister-looking carcass. At the end of last year the farmer, Marao Lopez, handed the corpse over to university scientists who carried out More… DNA tests and scans. He claimed that it took him three attempts to drown the creature and he had to hold it underwater for hours. Tests revealed a creature that is unknown to scientists – its skeleton has characteristics of a lizard, its teeth do not have any roots like humans and it can stay underwater for a long time. But it also has some similar joints to humans. Its brain was huge, particularly the rear section, leading scientists to the conclusion that the odd creature was very intelligent. But it has seemingly left experts stumped.”

*Recall the tiny "alien" stoned and burnt by children... can't we all just get along?

The war on String...

...May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General


The USS Try Again

Poor Dog


Thought of the day

The Liver is evil...

even on Sunday.

Squirrel Fight


Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
You suck... yo mama does too, but she charges.

Dogs playing tetherball

Things to do... down on the farm.


Saturday, August 29, 2009

A Chuck Norris Moment...



Missing Bike

Having your stolen bike take the thief to hell is reward enough.


A new way to look at the Colonel


Friday, August 28, 2009

Poodle Abuse


Breast enlargement without surgery

I know a couple of people who had this done...

The truth hurts

Something similar happened to me ... but with hamsters being freed in the woods.


Wednesday, August 26, 2009


Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Go Ride your Bike

Bike Culture in Amsterdam

Checking in with Awkward Family Photos...

Yup, still awkward.


Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road .


How Romantic

Thanks to my friend Garnett we can all look through these beautifully quirky photographs by Rune Guneriussen. This one is especially fetching.

Walkin' on sunshine


Monday, August 24, 2009

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Munsun "Taxloss"

Dir: Roman Coppola


Another Successful E Harmony Match

Made for each other...

Pregnancy Tips...


Snack time

This is a demo of a strange paper toy where kids going to the zoo get chomped by the crocodile. I find it weird that they are only girls and that they would continue to get out of that bus, but whatever. You can make this yourself if you like.


UTFO dance

Friday, August 21, 2009

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Celebrity Look a like Cat

This cat and Thom Yorke


Lego Ad Campaign

Im loving this cool campaign by Blattner Brunner for LEGO, simple but yet efficient !

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Your turn

If every picture tells a story what the hell does this have to say?

i rage


Flipping off Zoo animals

Kinda a more direct and immediate version of this.


Monday, August 17, 2009

When you're a jet...


Grandma, you're a faggot...

Well at least she remembered to send a card.


Pop and Lock- don't jock

A dance off extraordinaire. I bet that the most fun anyone in that suit has ever had.


Sunday, August 16, 2009

Robo Perry...

…he’ll never stop believin’



A YouTube channel that has isolated the Beach Boys’ vocal tracks from Pet Sounds.


Not Awesome...


Saturday, August 15, 2009

Bruno Kammerl jumps

Awesome! Fake, but still awesome.

Crasher Squirrel gets his 15 Minutes

It was only a matter of time before "crasher squirrel" launched himself into the stratosphere of spaghetti cat or 3 wolf t-shirt. But thankfully that time is now and you can see some of the different places he has been "popping" up here.

Turbo Heather and Turbo Heather Extreme


Friday, August 14, 2009

Mother Fucking Demo Reel

Ian Pfaff's Demo Reel from Ian Pfaff on Vimeo.

This is a demo reel for Ian Pfaff and it's not just any demo reel - its a M***** F***** demo reel - and it's been autotuned.


Pac Man party

We all win

It's a girl!

…i think we’ll name her Leia.


The Revenge of the Weasel

A Chinese man says his family are being harassed by a vengeful weasel after he caught its mate.

Zhang, 28, of Wuchang, eastern China's Hubei province, says the weasel continuously leaves dead mice in his home and defecates on his table.

He says it all started when he was awoken one night by weasels in his home. "They had eaten most of the meat I had hung on the wall so I took a stick to beat them. The female was caught in a mouse trap, while the male escaped up the chimney."

Zhang's wife released the female in the mountains the following morning and it was never seen again.

"What I didn't expect is that from the very next night, the escaped male weasel came back to harass us," added Zhang.

"It excretes on tables, and even throws dead mice corpses into our home. The scariest thing was when it jumped onto our bed, screaming. It seems to be protesting at me for catching his wife."


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Jon Hamm's John Ham

Meow Mix

Not suitable for really curious dogs with cat fixations.



I don't know when or why you would hone this talent... just watch.


Happy Days

Sit on it Dad.


Monday, August 10, 2009

The problem with self timing portraits..

selfish, camera hogging squirrels.


Sad Potato

It’s even sadder here.


Here is a Cat floating in zero gravity

welcome to Monday


Saturday, August 8, 2009

A message from the management

looks "aqua teen hunger force-ish" wonder if it's the same people


RIP Harley

Thank John

You shaped a generation.

Thanks Collee

Friday, August 7, 2009

Rock 'n Roll will never die

Fuck Yeah! Thanks Jeff.


Thursday, August 6, 2009

Woman drags kid on leash through Verizon Store

More on this incident at the Rome News-Tribune in Rome, Georgia. The woman pictured in the video was arrested and charged with first-degree cruelty to children.


These are two trailers for books that I loved. I suggest if you haven't read them treat yourself and then see the films when they come out. Then call me and we'll get coffee and discuss the finer points of both.

Buy Lovely Bones here

Buy The Time Traveler's Wife here

New Radiohead song

Radiohead released a brand new song called "Harry Patch (In Memory Of)," a string-laden tribute to the last British WWI vet, who died last month. He was a stunning 111 years old. Download it here for one pound.




The 80's!




It's okay ulgy frizzy head puppy.....

Intergalactic planetary...

Well Now don't you tell me to smile
You stick around I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile

Fiesta Cat Food

I'll take my kibbles with some mole sauce...

Biz Markie - Just A Friend: The Literal Video Version

Biz you had me at Youuuuuuuuu

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

They really do think like this

I'm usually not this sappy.......but fuck it.


Sad Soda

I knew it!

What would you do with your millions?

Why- I'd make all my chains R/C activated......


Monday, August 3, 2009

Atlas Sound featuring Panda Bear - Walkabout

Music Monday... enjoy

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Flash Photo

It was just a matter of time...

for there to be an answer to this. They totally nailed the dress though.