People of WalMart

Thank You Garnett for turning me onto this great site.

Planet Square

Lights Out: Planet Square performing “Speech Impediment” (AKA the Beastie Boys impression to end all Beastie Boys impression) on the Red Faces segment of Hey Hey It’s Saturday.

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Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road .

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How to start off your Monday

Meowing Boys Choir. That's right it's meowing Monday.

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Credit MacDaddy

I really wonder how this commercial worked out for Credit MacDaddy? Plus where do you find a pre-jheri curled wig?

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WTF

Where the goths gather.

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young conservatives rap

Enjoy feeling uncomfortable. Hmmm I can't remember the last time my values were so tested.... oh wait, I remember now.

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4 inch Alien killed by children

A four inch Alien species appear to be a female turned up in Pakistan accidently. While repairing an old house, they found an Alien walking around.The children took it as an harmful animal & stoned it then the Alien fell down helpless & motionless. Then they put her in bottle after that they throw her on very hot bricks that's where she got the skin burns. This news spread like a wild fire, too many people came in flocks to see her out of concern of a disturbance locals buried her in hole. People have demanded an investigation & autopsy now.

Hmmmmmmm

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Nope

I have deemed the pictures of what is INSIDE this can too vile for the site. If you like looking at road kill then by all means continue on here. * astute reader and Orangehouse blog friend Ray sent me this. Documenting one brave souls attempt at eating an entire chicken in a can.

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Does this make you want to eat bananas? Not really.

*Thanks to Rachel for the find!

The Naked Clown Calendar

It has come to my unfortunate attention that a calendar such as this exists. My brain knew at an early age that clowns were not to be trusted and smartly inserted a mild phobia of them into my psyche. In doing so freeing me up from ever having to go to the circus or watch a street performer escape from a box or battle a wind storm. So to my surprise I found not only one person willing to don a red foam nose and paint themselves but rather an entire collection of them who actually enjoy it, and at the same time:

1. Think it is funny

2. Think it is arty

3. Think they are helping find a cure for M.S.

4. Think others want to see them naked

The above picture for November or "A Thanksgiving Seared into Forever" as I like call it could result in loads of therapy or I could just go pour myself a stiff drink and forget about it.

Nasty

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A Utah woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has lost them in a car crash. Lee Redmond of Salt Lake City sustained serious but non-life-threatening injuries in the accident Tuesday.
Redmond's nails, which hadn't been cut since 1979, were broken in the crash. According to the Guinness Web site, her nails measured a total of more than 28 feet long in 2008, with the longest nail on her right thumb at 2 feet, 11 inches.
Salt Lake County Sheriff's Lt. Don Hutson says Redmond was ejected from an SUV in the crash and taken to the hospital in serious condition.
Redmond has been featured on TV in episodes of "Guinness Book of World Records" and "Ripley's Believe It or Not."

An aside from me- some how, some where there is a lesson in all of this. Does God want you to grow your nasty ass dead cells out until you become recognized in a book for the odd and particular? Did she need to grow out her fingernails to cinch that job at the DMV? NO SHE DID NOT, so what happens- she gets in a car wreck and her fingernails get ripped off. How really do you even drive with almost 3 extra feet of finger nail? If you ask me this accident was just waiting to happen.

WTF

This may be the stupidest thing I've come across since reading an article about "neuticles" or fake testicles for neutered dogs. "Apple Jackets" are being sold, listen to this compelling pitch... If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, imagine what an apple a day IN A SWEATER can do! Artist Jacqueline Dufresne hand knits these adorable cozies out of 100% cotton yarn, and each one comes complete with a cute button and a little green leaf. One size fits most medium apples.

Seriously, wtf.