Wednesday, October 28, 2009

New Blog Space


Hey You! Yes you, Orangehouse blog is moving. Yup, just get into the car, don't ask too many questions. I promise it will hardly hurt at all. The new blog spot is here. Bookmark it to keep getting the orangehouse humor you love and to see how Halloween ends up. Thanks so much for all your fun comments. I'm sure you will like the new place. It has central air. I will leave this blog up for the archives. But this will be the last update.

Centurion Fresh


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The truth is out there


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Halloween Week Continues...


How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

Ode to Restaurant Week

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Yup




One of those days.

Hmmm


Please Reconsider

What do Jazz Hands have to do with...


the matrix?

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Monday, October 26, 2009

Oompa Loompa Manicure


OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT MANI FOR YOU...

Man in Bat Costume scares good town folk



Thus begins Halloween Week!

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Interspecis love

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Friday, October 23, 2009

The "Far Side"


It's uncanny.

Sittin' on the toilet



now flush

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Retouched Baby Pictures




You can hardly tell. More here.

Thanks Julia

Email Charm

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MC Trebek in the Hizzouse


They will autotone anyone now.

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Nobody bother me...


nobody bother me either.

We will never know...

what happened in their flashforward.

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Friday, October 16, 2009

More Fun Theory

Thursday, October 15, 2009

What ever happened to...

the future the Jetson's promised us?

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No Homo



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Genius


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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

hmmmmmm



Why didn't this catch on?

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Neon Indian Should have taken Acid with you

Fire (Starring Rocco and Pino)



Amazing.....duh.

Drunk: the Definitive Drinker’s Dictionary

Drunk: the Definitive Drinker’s Dictionary has hit the shelves—breaking the Guinness World Record for most synonyms for one word. But that wasn’t enough for Paul and us: we wanted more. And so Melville House has launched www.thedrunkdictionary.com. We’re sure there are words and phrases that we’ve missed, and so we’re asking you:

“Is your favorite way to say smashed, roasted, on the sauce, or Dean Martoonied missing from our list?” If so, let us know!

Visit the website to submit your most beloved word or phrase describing drunkenness. Just a few rules: You can submit as many ways to express inebriation as you wish. All we ask is that you keep it relatively inoffensive, source your entry (whether it was overheard in a restaurant, circulated among a certain college’s alumni, or discovered in a book) and leave us your name and email. Oh, and make sure you’re not suggesting a term that we’ve already included in the dictionary!

Eventually we’ll compile all of the submissions and pick out our favorites for a second revised edition of Drunk: the Definitive Drinker’s Dictionary, so your word or phrase could end up a permanent part of the dictionary (and you can claim to be part of a world record).

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Drinking out of cups Liam Lynch and Dan Deacon



For those of you who don't know, Liam Lynch is the guy who sang that cult hit a few years ago "The United States of Whatever." Dan Deacon is... I dunno who Dan Deacon is. But this video is fucking amazing. "pa-little kid in the background going CRAY-zeh-hheh-heh-hehhhh.." comic gold. For you Ms. Dorazio. Seahorse... sea hell.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Surburban Housewife Rap



True, true. Thanks Phyllis!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Real Life Butthead


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Smiley face spider ass


Bullshit. That cannot be real. Evolution did not spawn a creature with a fucking yellow smiley face on its back. Science is lying to us.

This is Theridion grallatora, a.k.a. the Happy Face Spider, a.k.a. a sick joke somebody is playing on the world's spider experts. Some think the terrifying cartoon face somehow evolved to ward off predators, presumably by convincing them that instead of seeing a spider, they're merely having a bad acid trip. Best to abandon dinner and go lie down for a bit.

For more odd and nightmarish creatures click the link.

Speculated anatomy of a homie

Thursday, October 8, 2009

The fun theory


Rolighetsteorin (I believe this is a VW initiative) noticed that commuting was not fun and wanted to see if they could change that. They decided that turning the stairs into a working piano would make things more fun so that's what they did. People did also have more fun on the way to work.

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Besties

Dear Fly Art




I guess that's one thing to do with them.

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Mash up Thurdsay Biggie/Miley



Thank you Biggie for risin' up from the grave to make this stupid song somewhat listenable.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Missing Pieces






Kinda old, but it was the first time I've seen it.

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Nothing to see here...


move along.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Joy Ride



Thanks Scott!

3 generations of fun


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Action Squirrel


Watch out!

Poor Spongebob


I am going to hell...

New Music from Thom Yorke



Thom Yorke debuted his new band with a "public rehearsal" at the tiny Echoplex club this past weekend. Backed by Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea (who did, in fact, keep his shirt on), Radiohead producer Nigel Godrich, Beck/R.E.M. drummer Joey Waronker, and percussionist/multi-instrumentalist Mauro Refosco of Forro in the Dark, Yorke performed his 2006 solo album The Eraser in its entirety, Radiohead fansite At Ease Web reports. For the encore, Yorke premiered four new songs completely solo: "Open the Floodgates", "Lotus Flower", "Skirting on the Surface", and "Judge, Jury, Executioner". The band then returned for takes on the Radiohead Com Lag EP track "Paperbag Writer" and the new 12" tracks "The Hollow Earth" and "Feeling Pulled Apart by Horses". Take a listen to Lotus Flower and Skirting on the Surface more bootlegs here.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Dear Chad

Friday, October 2, 2009

About sums it up

Spinning Dog



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Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. home


One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog's Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.

Thanks for the find Susanne!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Obama's amazingly consistent smile

Barack Obama's amazingly consistent smile from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo.



This is crazy business!!

accidental fresh


jaunty white cap.

monochromatic tan.

leather pants.

graphic logo sweater.

tinted aviators.

gold ring.

shameless pride.

man purse.

verdict: accidental fresh.

Lil' Latina Dancer



“Watch your back, Shakira! Watch your f’ing back! oh, and you too Dora."

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Father of the Year

What a puss. I remember in the old days when "Skittles" would have just gone to live on the farm.

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In case I missed anything...

The Lollypop guild doesn't need you

A community of dwarves has set up its own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people.

Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4ft 3ins tall and they run their own police force and fire brigade from their 120 residents.

Now the group has turned itself into a tourist attraction by building mushroom houses and living and dressing like fairy tale characters.

"As small people we are used to being pushed around and exploited by big people. But here there aren't any big people and everything we do is for us," said spokesman Fu Tien.

* I am speechless

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Yo this is Richmond



River City.....what, what!

Yup


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Don't mess with...


He's not fat he just has a thyroid problem.

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High Five NYC



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Halloween ideas...


Snake Charmer costume. Available here.

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facebutt


Dogs have had their own social network for some time now.

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Heyyyyyyyyyy...


What'cha doin'?

Tuesdays are a drag


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OMG!


For anyone that has ever had to endure bible study classes when they were little. Then you know exactly what this is talking about.

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