Wednesday, October 28, 2009

New Blog Space

Hey You! Yes you, Orangehouse blog is moving. Yup, just get into the car, don't ask too many questions. I promise it will hardly hurt at all. The new blog spot is here. Bookmark it to keep getting the orangehouse humor you love and to see how Halloween ends up. Thanks so much for all your fun comments. I'm sure you will like the new place. It has central air. I will leave this blog up for the archives. But this will be the last update.

Centurion Fresh


The truth is out there


Halloween Week Continues...

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

Ode to Restaurant Week

Tuesday, October 27, 2009


One of those days.


Please Reconsider

What do Jazz Hands have to do with...

the matrix?


Monday, October 26, 2009

Oompa Loompa Manicure


Man in Bat Costume scares good town folk

Thus begins Halloween Week!


Interspecis love

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Friday, October 23, 2009

The "Far Side"

It's uncanny.

Sittin' on the toilet

now flush

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Retouched Baby Pictures

You can hardly tell. More here.

Thanks Julia

Email Charm


MC Trebek in the Hizzouse

They will autotone anyone now.


Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Nobody bother me...

nobody bother me either.

We will never know...

what happened in their flashforward.


Friday, October 16, 2009

More Fun Theory

Thursday, October 15, 2009

What ever happened to...

the future the Jetson's promised us?


No Homo




Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Why didn't this catch on?

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Neon Indian Should have taken Acid with you

Fire (Starring Rocco and Pino)


Drunk: the Definitive Drinker’s Dictionary

Drunk: the Definitive Drinker’s Dictionary has hit the shelves—breaking the Guinness World Record for most synonyms for one word. But that wasn’t enough for Paul and us: we wanted more. And so Melville House has launched We’re sure there are words and phrases that we’ve missed, and so we’re asking you:

“Is your favorite way to say smashed, roasted, on the sauce, or Dean Martoonied missing from our list?” If so, let us know!

Visit the website to submit your most beloved word or phrase describing drunkenness. Just a few rules: You can submit as many ways to express inebriation as you wish. All we ask is that you keep it relatively inoffensive, source your entry (whether it was overheard in a restaurant, circulated among a certain college’s alumni, or discovered in a book) and leave us your name and email. Oh, and make sure you’re not suggesting a term that we’ve already included in the dictionary!

Eventually we’ll compile all of the submissions and pick out our favorites for a second revised edition of Drunk: the Definitive Drinker’s Dictionary, so your word or phrase could end up a permanent part of the dictionary (and you can claim to be part of a world record).

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Drinking out of cups Liam Lynch and Dan Deacon

For those of you who don't know, Liam Lynch is the guy who sang that cult hit a few years ago "The United States of Whatever." Dan Deacon is... I dunno who Dan Deacon is. But this video is fucking amazing. "pa-little kid in the background going CRAY-zeh-hheh-heh-hehhhh.." comic gold. For you Ms. Dorazio. Seahorse... sea hell.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Surburban Housewife Rap

True, true. Thanks Phyllis!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Real Life Butthead


Smiley face spider ass

Bullshit. That cannot be real. Evolution did not spawn a creature with a fucking yellow smiley face on its back. Science is lying to us.

This is Theridion grallatora, a.k.a. the Happy Face Spider, a.k.a. a sick joke somebody is playing on the world's spider experts. Some think the terrifying cartoon face somehow evolved to ward off predators, presumably by convincing them that instead of seeing a spider, they're merely having a bad acid trip. Best to abandon dinner and go lie down for a bit.

For more odd and nightmarish creatures click the link.

Speculated anatomy of a homie

Thursday, October 8, 2009

The fun theory

Rolighetsteorin (I believe this is a VW initiative) noticed that commuting was not fun and wanted to see if they could change that. They decided that turning the stairs into a working piano would make things more fun so that's what they did. People did also have more fun on the way to work.



Dear Fly Art

I guess that's one thing to do with them.


Mash up Thurdsay Biggie/Miley

Thank you Biggie for risin' up from the grave to make this stupid song somewhat listenable.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Missing Pieces

Kinda old, but it was the first time I've seen it.


Nothing to see here...

move along.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Joy Ride

Thanks Scott!

3 generations of fun


Action Squirrel

Watch out!

Poor Spongebob

I am going to hell...

New Music from Thom Yorke

Thom Yorke debuted his new band with a "public rehearsal" at the tiny Echoplex club this past weekend. Backed by Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea (who did, in fact, keep his shirt on), Radiohead producer Nigel Godrich, Beck/R.E.M. drummer Joey Waronker, and percussionist/multi-instrumentalist Mauro Refosco of Forro in the Dark, Yorke performed his 2006 solo album The Eraser in its entirety, Radiohead fansite At Ease Web reports. For the encore, Yorke premiered four new songs completely solo: "Open the Floodgates", "Lotus Flower", "Skirting on the Surface", and "Judge, Jury, Executioner". The band then returned for takes on the Radiohead Com Lag EP track "Paperbag Writer" and the new 12" tracks "The Hollow Earth" and "Feeling Pulled Apart by Horses". Take a listen to Lotus Flower and Skirting on the Surface more bootlegs here.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Dear Chad

Friday, October 2, 2009

About sums it up

Spinning Dog


Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. home

One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog's Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.

Thanks for the find Susanne!